Bisexual: *ends up in same sex relationship* Society: THEY WERE GAY. WHOLE TIME. YUP. JUST SCARED TO COME OUT. bisexual: *ends up in opposite sex relationship* Society: STRAIGHT PEOPLE JUST EXPERIMENTING. ALL OF THEM.
my roommate and i are temporarily taking care of a Very Small Tiny Kitten that her aunt found in a boarded up shed and shes GONE and its just me in the house with the kitten and its Too Small i cant handle this
second rule of fight club: pretend exaltation of masculinity is profound in a masculine society
Third rule: totally miss the ending where all of this is rejected, while also failing to realise that taking ideas to an extreme within fiction is a means of examining them, and meant to be subversive to the very ideas that it’s purporting.
Fourth Rule: Actively ignore that when gay authors write books about half naked, sweaty men screaming NO HOMO at each other while wrestling they’re usually taking the piss.
Fifth Rule: take superficial elements of a fictional cult and espouse them as a statement of individuality
People love watching and reading about dystopias and rebellions, but when it happens in real life suddenly those people are demonizing the resistance and championing the oppressors as the protectors of society.
whoa there beautiful :):) x wish i could stand behind you and kiss your neck and with me left hand play with your right nipple and with my right hand middle finger rub between your clit and make you cum over and over again :):) xxxxx ps when can we meet up ???
Jfc I was not prepared for a porn message at 2:30am o.O
The case around Mike Brown’s killing by a Ferguson police officer is only getting murkier. After releasing images from a gas station robbery to the press Friday morning with the suggestion Mike Bro…
While I’m glad the police are demilitarized against the protests in #Ferguson, let’s not forget the police are still covering up a murder. We have to keep them in the hot seat. They don’t get let off the hook just because they stopped shooting at unarmed peaceful protesters.
“A white man is promoted: He does good work, he deserved it.
A white woman is promoted: Whose dick did she suck?
A man of color is promoted: Oh, great, I guess we have to “fill quotas” now.
A woman of color is promoted: j/k. That never happens.”—Accurate as fuck comment (via the-wolfbats)