The England women’s squad is just full of wonderful like there’s a woman that came out earlier this year and who’s now expecting twins with her girlfriend and there’s a woman that pretended to be a boy as a child and cut all her hair off to be able to play football and there’s a woman that was homeless for six years while still playing for her country and nobody knew and there’s a woman that overcame alcoholism and self-harm and depression to be one of the most famous female footballers in the world like I have so much respect I COULD SCREAM.
Ian is tall and muscular and can disarm his opponent with a single hit to their throat but his tiny boyfriend is still like a protective bodyguard all, “SHOULD YOU BE TOUCHING THE PRECIOUS GINGER? NO, YOU SHOULD NOT. YOU SHOULD LEAVE.”
You’re under arrest for being such a cutie. Oh oops it seems I have forgotten my handcuffs I guess I’ll just have to hold your hand. You have the right to remain silent. Or you can talk. I like it when you talk. Okay now come with me please.