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bloodcaste:

bloodcaste:

i have zero patience for these things:

  • slow internet
  • 14 year olds who think theyre edgy bc they smoke weed on weekends
  • bronies
  • screaming babies

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AW SHIT SON

How many eggs go in a really good banana bread recipe?

markrosewater:

None. Trick question. There is no thing as a good banana bread recipe.

theseductivemexican:

akapale:

lanactrlaltdelrey:

straight guys in gay porn like “ive never had a dick in me before”

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I AM FUCKING CRYING OH MY GOD

HAHAHA

I want to have sex on my period but my boyfriend won't. Suggestions?
Anonymous

jjem303:

cuntoxica:

Tell him to get a grip.

Okay so, benefits of period sex

• Increased natural lubrication (which makes it better for both people)

• Higher sex drive

• Higher sensitivity, meaning sex can be more pleasurable

• Sex on your period can shorten it’s duration.
The uterus sheds it’s lining by using muscle spasms, orgasms create more muscle spasms, meaning the uterus will push the blood out faster.

• Orgasms get rid of cramps

• The endorphins sex release can get rid of the “bad moods” periods bring on

• Researchers have associated sex during menstruation with decreased endometriosis, as well as with several other health benefits including a long life; absence of heart disease, stroke, and breast cancer; healthy immunity; regulating the menstural cycle; pain managment; and improved quality of life.

To make it less messy

• You’ll have noticed you don’t bleed in the bath/shower, so have shower sex

• Avoid positions that gravity won’t be in your favour with. (I.e being on top)

• Towels. Black/dark ones will help you feel less self conscious about the mess.
And laying on one will help keep the bed clean.


If he’s still being a little bitch, remind him about how you have to put his sweaty dick in your mouth and his balls near your face, and you don’t complain.

Everything about this

iamyourtomodachi-san:

hugheslair:

sansaofhousestark:

a show is only as good as its filler episodes

and avatar: the last airbender was on a whole other level

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how dare you bring this back